As much as the media would like you to believe there is a dead-even race for the democratic nomination, there's NOT one. Even when my TV is off, it pisses me off just to look at it, because I know as soon as I turn it on it will be "CLINTON AND OBAMA IN A DEAD HEAT OMG" on every bullshit channel. Give it up. Here's what Clinton really needs to win. Maybe Slate will have another political article that will give us some hope, for example, McCain dies before November. Ron Paul would have a chance then, right?

You'd think the Torch would be destroyed by activists foolishly protesting China's completely justified murder of an unknown number of Tibetans, but it seems the Torch's biggest enemy was the USA's own TSA.
[Airport Security Confiscates Olympic Torch - The Watley Review]

Background info from an actual London protest incident:
Chinese Response:
"A tiny number of Tibet independence elements sought to disrupt the relay of the Olympic Games sacred flame through London." the official said. "We strongly condemn this vile behaviour."

The Reality:
"Few Chinese were aware of the demonstrators in London who threw themselves repeatedly into the path of the relay yesterday because state media - television and newspapers - have avoided mention of the incidents."
[Source: Times Online UK]

My advice to Tibetans - Why do you still have a Dalai Lama? You idiots. China made their own now and you better accept him, OR ELSE!

Coming to a theatre near y... err, Coming to a theatre maybe.

There is a bright future for those companies who will be able to provide increasingly needed technology to a developing world.

This footage changes my whole perspective on the election. You go girl!

Intrade is a prediction market that allows you to bet on things in a real-time stock market. The most popular bets are political but you can also bet on a whole slew of other things from weather to the Beijing Olympics. Be sure to research its legality in your country. http://www.intrade.com/

A race for super-efficient cars, with a prize pool of 10 million dollars. I know I can't wait to stop getting raped at the gas pump and make the switch to an electric vehicle for most commuting needs. ZAP ,Tesla , and funky-looking Aptera are already signed up.

I don't put too much weight into most analyst Recommendations, however I think this advice is on the $MONEY$ for the rest of 2008.

According to this article from the Watley Review, sportscasters have decided to give up altogether on covering Tiger Woods.

Every reporter covering Woods has been issued a thesaurus since 2005, but even this hasn't helped hapless sports writers pressed to find new and distinctive ways of describing win after win.

"I've been trying to make words up," admitted Thomas Knob, reporter for the Los Angeles Times. "I said his last win was both frandicious and hevalidotable. Unfortunately, our readership hasn't responded positively."

The picks for the 2008 NCAA all-porno name team are out! Click here to see the top 3 teams.

This is a video from his show last week:

Haha! Notice how one share was worth $62 when he said that? Everyone who took his advice now has lots of two dollar shares.

Beloved "Jackass" star Steve-O is in a lot of trouble.
Incident #1: He vandalized his neighbor's fence and his neighbor made a citizen's arrest on him, holding him until cops could get there. The cops found cocaine on him and he was jailed.
Incident #2: Steve-O gets out of jail and is in bad shape mentally, so he takes some drugs and makes a video (as seen below). He had also sent out disturbing emails, prompting Johnny Knoxville and others to intervene and physically force him to a mental hospital. He is now on a 14-day observation period and has spoken out about the ordeal.

But Steve-O can make it through all this. After all, he is tough. Here's some videos that prove Steve-O has some hefty size balls and he can't be stopped by bi-polar disorder or drug addiction:

I like drinking beer. Lovely, lovely beer. [Rathergood]

via videosift.com
2007 was a great year. This video is a must-see for everyone who forgot just how great of a year it really was. [JibJab]