Sports: No more coverage of Tiger Woods, say sportscasters

Submitted by tvoyles on Wed, 03/19/2008 - 5:03am.

According to this article from the Watley Review, sportscasters have decided to give up altogether on covering Tiger Woods.

Every reporter covering Woods has been issued a thesaurus since 2005, but even this hasn't helped hapless sports writers pressed to find new and distinctive ways of describing win after win.

"I've been trying to make words up," admitted Thomas Knob, reporter for the Los Angeles Times. "I said his last win was both frandicious and hevalidotable. Unfortunately, our readership hasn't responded positively."